$1 Million in Heaven
Joe asked God, "How much is a penny worth in heaven?"God replied, "$1 million."
Joe asked, "How long is a minute in heaven?"
God said, "One million years."
Joe asked for a penny.
God said, "Sure, in a minute."
Mistaken Identity
A drunk guy is walking down the street.
He sees this nun, runs up and knocks her over.
He says, "You don't feel so tough now,
do you, Batman!?"
He sees this nun, runs up and knocks her over.
He says, "You don't feel so tough now,
do you, Batman!?"
Al Clethen Jr.: Catholic Dad, Baptist Mom
My dad was Catholic,
my mom was Baptist --
which was great 'cause at church
we got bread and chicken.
my mom was Baptist --
which was great 'cause at church
we got bread and chicken.
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